Not ready for Friday. When have I ever not been ready for a Friday?

I’ll wear it even though it’s slightly off-center.

Stomach doesn’t want the coffee today.

He keeps telling me that the problem is that he has really muscular calves. I tell him that this is why women hate shopping: you can spend so much time trying on all of the things, and sometimes, it’s just not going to work out for you. It just might not happen today.

Slowly.

He apologizes for having the music so loud. He was trying to hear it while moving the wood. Sometimes, he surprises me.

More Patrick Mahomes-y.

We all agree that the fact that he is going to be 16 years old in a week is weird. Just weird.

“That’s why you don’t play defense with your face.”

Tomorrow!